Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments

Top 10 Most Hilarious Chuck Norris Moments of All Time
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From his iconic fight with Bruce Lee in the 70s, to his countless outrageous action flicks and time as Walker Texas Ranger, he has built a reputation for being unstoppable and superhuman. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count off our Top 10 favorite and funniest Chuck Norris Moments.

List Entries and Rank:

#10. “Forrest Warrior” Shapeshifter
#9. 199WWF Survivors Series Protecting The Undertaker
#8. “Lone Wolf McQuade” Uzi
#7. “HuckenChuck” Presidential Campaign Chuck Facts
#6. “Dodgeball A True Underdog Story” Thumbs Up
#5. “Delta Force The Columbian Connection” Skydiving
#4. “Good Guys Wear Black” Windshield Kick
#3. ??

100+ comentarios:

Ciderly
Ciderly:
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
yeah no
yeah no:
Did you know Chuck Norris has a role in Starwars? He's the force.
Just Some Geeky Guy
Just Some Geeky Guy:
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.

Because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
Hassan Javed
Hassan Javed:
Time and Chuck Norris had a race


Time is still running
BadenCurns
BadenCurns:
When Chuck Norris walks in front of a mirror it breaks because even a mirror isn't dumb enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
Raffy Sungarngar
Raffy Sungarngar:
The Infinity Stones were Chuck's chewing gums
Javier Vargas
Javier Vargas:
Science donated its body to Chuck Norris.
Zero_fux_ Given
Zero_fux_ Given:
Chuck norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make some of the best lemonade you ever tasted.
Ron Goffer
Ron Goffer:
Chuck Norris killed 5000 people in 2 bullets
The first one was a warning
Joe
Joe:
When I was swimming in the ocean, I was scared because I thought I saw Chuck Norris in the water, but luckily, it was just a shark.
Jammy Peace
Jammy Peace:
This comment section is pure gold 🤣
Megalodon64
Megalodon64:
When people need help, they call 9-11. When 9-11 needs help they call Chuck Norris.
Morticia Addams
Morticia Addams:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
SheldonAdama17
SheldonAdama17:
When Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus, the virus had to self-quarantine for 14 days.
Azhar
Azhar:
When chuck norris was born he named his parents
Meo Be
Meo Be:
Vegeta looked at the power of Chuck Norris 10 years ago





It's still loading
EyEPATCH
EyEPATCH:
Tom ( Tom& Jerry ) once trained with Chuck Norris
- *Now he is called Beerus*
Toothless
Toothless:
When Chuck Norris joins a competition, everyone fights for the second place!
YukitoOnline
YukitoOnline:
Chuck Norris had a race with The Flash. The loser had to wear a red costume for the rest of their life.
prum chhangsreng
prum chhangsreng:
When chuck norris stepped on lego, the lego scream.
Nastasio
Nastasio:
Chuck Norris' car does not use fuel, it drives out of respect...
nikos23a
nikos23a:
When Chuck Norris Fall to the ground
The stars make a wish
Joseph Christian Balanon
Joseph Christian Balanon:
When Chuck left their house, he told his father “You are now the man of the house”
Abigail Sockeye
Abigail Sockeye:
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
Daniel Cannon
Daniel Cannon:
Chuck Norris stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, put it on and killed half the universe.
Then he snapped his fingers.
Mir
Mir:
Chuck Norris commited a crime, the Judge was arrested.
B A
B A:
Chuck Norris : Bring me thanos!!
Thanos: *leaves earth and infinity stones
Alex Korova
Alex Korova:
Chuck Norris is so tough that when he crosses the street, _cars_ look both way for _him._
matzpimp
matzpimp:
Chuck Norris went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac and got it
Shokhee Gupta
Shokhee Gupta:
When there's a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
Aldo Fitla
Aldo Fitla:
you know how Chuck Norris calls Tour de France?

The Great Warm-up.
BatEdits 98
BatEdits 98:
When Facebook was invented mark Zuckerberg already had a friend request from chuck Norris
Leo
Leo:
Chuck Norris once played soccer.

He won the game.

Then the match started.
Salil saxena
Salil saxena:
THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD BEAT SHAGGY WITH 1% OF HIS POWER
NIVETHAN S
NIVETHAN S:
Chuck Norris once lost a nail in a fight now captain America using it as a shield.
Gotham Bat
Gotham Bat:
When Chuck was born, the doctor told his mother: “congratulations, it’s a man”
Whitney G.
Whitney G.:
He is so attractive. Everything about him. I love how manly and rugged he is.
RAHUL
RAHUL:
when chuck norris enter the room, the room leaves
chen wu
chen wu:
When Chuck Norris goes to your place, you're guest from then.
SF01Pro
SF01Pro:
I once made an rpg character of Chuck Norris. Once I was done making him, I was awarded the platinum trophy...
samuel ganslandt
samuel ganslandt:
Chuck Norris once got hit by a ship






Now it´s called Titanic
Arbanius Fanta
Arbanius Fanta:
I met Chuck Norris a few days ago.He punched me in the face and spared me.

There's only some of us who get touched by perfection.
ゆうや
ゆうや:
Chuck Norris has a pet gold fish name Megalodon xD
bodie of ci5
bodie of ci5:
When Alexander Graham Bell in invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a staring competition with his eyes closed.
Lemmy Payet
Lemmy Payet:
When chuck Norris browses the internet, the cookies accept him
Max Tari
Max Tari:
If all these comments are honest about Chuck's abilities, he would be able to find me before I finish typing this comme
deadman walking
deadman walking:
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Lalo Salamanca
Lalo Salamanca:
Best comment section ever 😂😂😂😂
Meo Be
Meo Be:
He doesn't deserve a top 10
He deserves all of them.
Fire Dice
Fire Dice:
Chuck Norris once met Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson retired.
Justtom417
Justtom417:
Chuck Norris was run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎
Thandokuhle Zondo
Thandokuhle Zondo:
When Chuck Norris takes a test, the test fails...
Anishd22
Anishd22:
The producers dont even ask him to be in the movies, he just turns up and starts acting
BatEdits 98
BatEdits 98:
When Facebook was invented mark Zuckerberg already had a friend request from chuck Norris
citi360
citi360:
Michael Jordan retired for two years, because he thought Chuck Norris was coming to the league.
Mohamed Yassine
Mohamed Yassine:
Freddy vs Jason was supposed to be Freddy vs Jason vs Norris ,but the producers didn't want a 5 minute movie.
MultiBeast301
MultiBeast301:
When Alexander bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chick Norris.
ScenSi
ScenSi:
Someone asked chuck norris how many push ups he can make. He andwered "all of them".
Leonid
Leonid:
Why does Chuck Norris sleeps with ligthts on?





Darkness is afraid of him
Guided Soul
Guided Soul:
Chuck Norris never die, he's going to afterlife vacation
Tylerr Christiannn
Tylerr Christiannn:
This Is The Guy That Actually Freed His Step Sister When She Was Stuck. 🤣
Joe
Joe:
Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns because everything Chuck Norris does is right.
Matthew Lo
Matthew Lo:
Chuck Norris is overrated!

*knock knock*

Hold on y’all... I gotta see who it is. Brb.
TFE niname
TFE niname:
Chuck Norris lost his head in a fight with a little girl named Jesse-Jane McParland; now he is the head of all zombies.
Aldo Fitla
Aldo Fitla:
when he 's tired , the Red Bull drinks Chuck Norris Energy Drink.
chaosbolt66
chaosbolt66:
The dinosaurs pissed Chuck Norris off... Just once.
Bro Brah
Bro Brah:
Chuck Norris loaded 1 bullet into his uzi and shot 300 people, 5 times each.
Anime Club
Anime Club:
When mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he finds out that chuck Norris is already following him
Johnny Viva
Johnny Viva:
Legend has it, chuck norris ate the forbidden fruit, and stayed in Eden ever after
Just my opinion Sir
Just my opinion Sir:
I heard Chuck Norris fell into a snake bed and got bit by 10 rattlesnakes and a after hour later all 10 snakes died :(
Paper PTJ
Paper PTJ:
When Chuck Norris was in High School, He was assigned by his teacher an essay about “what is courage?” Fortunately for him, he got an A+ for just writing his name on the top of the Paper.
Joe
Joe:
If Chuck Norris was a woman, he would still be the man.
TFE niname
TFE niname:
There are reactions claiming that Chuck Norris can swimming through land, but the truth is that he is digging a tunnel to escape the little girl Jesse-Jane McParland and save his life; he knows that the little girl can kill him in a split second if she finds him ..
Dr. Gaster
Dr. Gaster:
When chuck Norris ran away for a jog he came back at the house after 2 seconds and he went all over the earth
Ed
Ed:
Chuck Norris killed Covid19 with his cough
Metal
Metal:
Literally every moment of his life.
Nathan Solis
Nathan Solis:
chuck norris once played chess

he checkmated his opponent in his first move
Charles grey Caasi
Charles grey Caasi:
chuck norris has been exposed to corona virus (covid -19 ). The virus is now quarantined for 14 days.
Anime Club
Anime Club:
When the day of delivery chuck Norris helped the doctor
mortensen1961
mortensen1961:
One time Jean-Claude Van Damme did the splits straddled between two moving big rigs. Chuck Norris did it first, but between two space shuttles.
Colton Bocock
Colton Bocock:
When Chuck Norris gets to heaven, god will be asking him questions.
Connor Green
Connor Green:
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
Ryan Ritter
Ryan Ritter:
Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945, The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945...
Jerry Courtney
Jerry Courtney:
*_Top 10 Anime Boss Fights_*
Sea Bass
Sea Bass:
Chuck Norris is so powerful that he can destroy the ring in LOTR with his hand
GT 43
GT 43:
When Chuck Norris was a teenager and moved out, he told his dad "you're the man of the house now"
GUNNERY SGT HARTMAN
GUNNERY SGT HARTMAN:
Watchmojo didnt make a Chuck Norris video
They just made an action film
Lit Dino
Lit Dino:
I used to love watching him with my dad at a young age! (But I'm not an adult)
Romi nooz
Romi nooz:
When chuck Norris crosses road
Cars look both ways
AllHailElRaton
AllHailElRaton:
In US, chuck breaks you






In Soviet Union, Chuck still breaks you
Harlan Valdes
Harlan Valdes:
Chuck Norris can see John Cena and he can touch MC Hammer
Arrow
Arrow:
This was the man who trained Jocko wilink
n k
n k:
Happy Birthday Chuck. You hero, you legend, you icon! 3 10 -Time waits for no man... except Chuck Norris! There is an app for Chuck Norris jokes
Amir Glover
Amir Glover:
R.I.P Chuck Norris 3/10/1940 - 2/10/2021 One of the best mixed martial artists, one month shy of your birthday :(
Stoned Chuck Norris
Stoned Chuck Norris:
i'd come up with something clever to say but i don't have to
Hage Nikung
Hage Nikung:
When Chuck Norris was leaving for college he told his father you're the man of the house now.
The Viper Randy Orton
The Viper Randy Orton:
I fuckin LOVE that man!
TFE niname
TFE niname:
Poor Chuck Norris, he have only 10 top moments
The little Jesse-Jane McParland has over 399 top moments when she won her Xhampion titles includ the 49 as World Champion in a lots of Martial Arts sStyles, and she was just age 11.
Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland
Adventures & Survival in Thailand
Adventures & Survival in Thailand:
Love it!
Harlan Valdes
Harlan Valdes:
When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris