Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments

Top 10 Most Hilarious Chuck Norris Moments of All Time

From his iconic fight with Bruce Lee in the 70s, to his countless outrageous action flicks and time as Walker Texas Ranger, he has built a reputation for being unstoppable and superhuman. Join as we count off our Top 10 favorite and funniest Chuck Norris Moments.

List Entries and Rank:

#10. “Forrest Warrior” Shapeshifter
#9. 199WWF Survivors Series Protecting The Undertaker
#8. “Lone Wolf McQuade” Uzi
#7. “HuckenChuck” Presidential Campaign Chuck Facts
#6. “Dodgeball A True Underdog Story” Thumbs Up
#5. “Delta Force The Columbian Connection” Skydiving
#4. “Good Guys Wear Black” Windshield Kick
#3. ??

100+ comentarios:

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
yeah no
yeah no:
Did you know Chuck Norris has a role in Starwars? He's the force.
Just Some Geeky Guy
Just Some Geeky Guy:
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.

Because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
Hassan Javed
Hassan Javed:
Time and Chuck Norris had a race

Time is still running
When Chuck Norris walks in front of a mirror it breaks because even a mirror isn't dumb enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
Raffy Sungarngar
Raffy Sungarngar:
The Infinity Stones were Chuck's chewing gums
Javier Vargas
Javier Vargas:
Science donated its body to Chuck Norris.
Zero_fux_ Given
Zero_fux_ Given:
Chuck norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make some of the best lemonade you ever tasted.
Ron Goffer
Ron Goffer:
Chuck Norris killed 5000 people in 2 bullets
The first one was a warning
When I was swimming in the ocean, I was scared because I thought I saw Chuck Norris in the water, but luckily, it was just a shark.
Jammy Peace
Jammy Peace:
This comment section is pure gold 🤣
When people need help, they call 9-11. When 9-11 needs help they call Chuck Norris.
Morticia Addams
Morticia Addams:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus, the virus had to self-quarantine for 14 days.
When chuck norris was born he named his parents
Meo Be
Meo Be:
Vegeta looked at the power of Chuck Norris 10 years ago

It's still loading
Tom ( Tom& Jerry ) once trained with Chuck Norris
- *Now he is called Beerus*
When Chuck Norris joins a competition, everyone fights for the second place!
Chuck Norris had a race with The Flash. The loser had to wear a red costume for the rest of their life.
prum chhangsreng
prum chhangsreng:
When chuck norris stepped on lego, the lego scream.
Chuck Norris' car does not use fuel, it drives out of respect...
When Chuck Norris Fall to the ground
The stars make a wish
Joseph Christian Balanon
Joseph Christian Balanon:
When Chuck left their house, he told his father “You are now the man of the house”
Abigail Sockeye
Abigail Sockeye:
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
Daniel Cannon
Daniel Cannon:
Chuck Norris stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, put it on and killed half the universe.
Then he snapped his fingers.
Chuck Norris commited a crime, the Judge was arrested.
B A:
Chuck Norris : Bring me thanos!!
Thanos: *leaves earth and infinity stones
Alex Korova
Alex Korova:
Chuck Norris is so tough that when he crosses the street, _cars_ look both way for _him._
Chuck Norris went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac and got it
Shokhee Gupta
Shokhee Gupta:
When there's a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
Aldo Fitla
Aldo Fitla:
you know how Chuck Norris calls Tour de France?

The Great Warm-up.
BatEdits 98
BatEdits 98:
When Facebook was invented mark Zuckerberg already had a friend request from chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played soccer.

He won the game.

Then the match started.
Salil saxena
Salil saxena:
Chuck Norris once lost a nail in a fight now captain America using it as a shield.
Gotham Bat
Gotham Bat:
When Chuck was born, the doctor told his mother: “congratulations, it’s a man”
Whitney G.
Whitney G.:
He is so attractive. Everything about him. I love how manly and rugged he is.
when chuck norris enter the room, the room leaves
chen wu
chen wu:
When Chuck Norris goes to your place, you're guest from then.
I once made an rpg character of Chuck Norris. Once I was done making him, I was awarded the platinum trophy...
samuel ganslandt
samuel ganslandt:
Chuck Norris once got hit by a ship

Now it´s called Titanic
Arbanius Fanta
Arbanius Fanta:
I met Chuck Norris a few days ago.He punched me in the face and spared me.

There's only some of us who get touched by perfection.
Chuck Norris has a pet gold fish name Megalodon xD
bodie of ci5
bodie of ci5:
When Alexander Graham Bell in invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a staring competition with his eyes closed.
Lemmy Payet
Lemmy Payet:
When chuck Norris browses the internet, the cookies accept him
Max Tari
Max Tari:
If all these comments are honest about Chuck's abilities, he would be able to find me before I finish typing this comme
deadman walking
deadman walking:
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Lalo Salamanca
Lalo Salamanca:
Best comment section ever 😂😂😂😂
Meo Be
Meo Be:
He doesn't deserve a top 10
He deserves all of them.
Fire Dice
Fire Dice:
Chuck Norris once met Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson retired.
Chuck Norris was run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎
Thandokuhle Zondo
Thandokuhle Zondo:
When Chuck Norris takes a test, the test fails...
The producers dont even ask him to be in the movies, he just turns up and starts acting
BatEdits 98
BatEdits 98:
When Facebook was invented mark Zuckerberg already had a friend request from chuck Norris
Michael Jordan retired for two years, because he thought Chuck Norris was coming to the league.
Mohamed Yassine
Mohamed Yassine:
Freddy vs Jason was supposed to be Freddy vs Jason vs Norris ,but the producers didn't want a 5 minute movie.
When Alexander bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chick Norris.
Someone asked chuck norris how many push ups he can make. He andwered "all of them".
Why does Chuck Norris sleeps with ligthts on?

Darkness is afraid of him
Guided Soul
Guided Soul:
Chuck Norris never die, he's going to afterlife vacation
Tylerr Christiannn
Tylerr Christiannn:
This Is The Guy That Actually Freed His Step Sister When She Was Stuck. 🤣
Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns because everything Chuck Norris does is right.
Matthew Lo
Matthew Lo:
Chuck Norris is overrated!

*knock knock*

Hold on y’all... I gotta see who it is. Brb.
TFE niname
TFE niname:
Chuck Norris lost his head in a fight with a little girl named Jesse-Jane McParland; now he is the head of all zombies.
Aldo Fitla
Aldo Fitla:
when he 's tired , the Red Bull drinks Chuck Norris Energy Drink.
The dinosaurs pissed Chuck Norris off... Just once.
Bro Brah
Bro Brah:
Chuck Norris loaded 1 bullet into his uzi and shot 300 people, 5 times each.
Anime Club
Anime Club:
When mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he finds out that chuck Norris is already following him
Johnny Viva
Johnny Viva:
Legend has it, chuck norris ate the forbidden fruit, and stayed in Eden ever after
Just my opinion Sir
Just my opinion Sir:
I heard Chuck Norris fell into a snake bed and got bit by 10 rattlesnakes and a after hour later all 10 snakes died :(
Paper PTJ
Paper PTJ:
When Chuck Norris was in High School, He was assigned by his teacher an essay about “what is courage?” Fortunately for him, he got an A+ for just writing his name on the top of the Paper.
If Chuck Norris was a woman, he would still be the man.
TFE niname
TFE niname:
There are reactions claiming that Chuck Norris can swimming through land, but the truth is that he is digging a tunnel to escape the little girl Jesse-Jane McParland and save his life; he knows that the little girl can kill him in a split second if she finds him ..
Dr. Gaster
Dr. Gaster:
When chuck Norris ran away for a jog he came back at the house after 2 seconds and he went all over the earth
Chuck Norris killed Covid19 with his cough
Literally every moment of his life.
Nathan Solis
Nathan Solis:
chuck norris once played chess

he checkmated his opponent in his first move
Charles grey Caasi
Charles grey Caasi:
chuck norris has been exposed to corona virus (covid -19 ). The virus is now quarantined for 14 days.
Anime Club
Anime Club:
When the day of delivery chuck Norris helped the doctor
One time Jean-Claude Van Damme did the splits straddled between two moving big rigs. Chuck Norris did it first, but between two space shuttles.
Colton Bocock
Colton Bocock:
When Chuck Norris gets to heaven, god will be asking him questions.
Connor Green
Connor Green:
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
Ryan Ritter
Ryan Ritter:
Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945, The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945...
Jerry Courtney
Jerry Courtney:
*_Top 10 Anime Boss Fights_*
Sea Bass
Sea Bass:
Chuck Norris is so powerful that he can destroy the ring in LOTR with his hand
GT 43
GT 43:
When Chuck Norris was a teenager and moved out, he told his dad "you're the man of the house now"
Watchmojo didnt make a Chuck Norris video
They just made an action film
Lit Dino
Lit Dino:
I used to love watching him with my dad at a young age! (But I'm not an adult)
Romi nooz
Romi nooz:
When chuck Norris crosses road
Cars look both ways
In US, chuck breaks you

In Soviet Union, Chuck still breaks you
Harlan Valdes
Harlan Valdes:
Chuck Norris can see John Cena and he can touch MC Hammer
This was the man who trained Jocko wilink
n k
n k:
Happy Birthday Chuck. You hero, you legend, you icon! 3 10 -Time waits for no man... except Chuck Norris! There is an app for Chuck Norris jokes
Amir Glover
Amir Glover:
R.I.P Chuck Norris 3/10/1940 - 2/10/2021 One of the best mixed martial artists, one month shy of your birthday :(
Stoned Chuck Norris
Stoned Chuck Norris:
i'd come up with something clever to say but i don't have to
Hage Nikung
Hage Nikung:
When Chuck Norris was leaving for college he told his father you're the man of the house now.
The Viper Randy Orton
The Viper Randy Orton:
I fuckin LOVE that man!
TFE niname
TFE niname:
Poor Chuck Norris, he have only 10 top moments
The little Jesse-Jane McParland has over 399 top moments when she won her Xhampion titles includ the 49 as World Champion in a lots of Martial Arts sStyles, and she was just age 11.
Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland
Adventures & Survival in Thailand
Adventures & Survival in Thailand:
Love it!
Harlan Valdes
Harlan Valdes:
When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris