Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments

Top 10 Most Hilarious Chuck Norris Moments of All Time
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From his iconic fight with Bruce Lee in the 70s, to his countless outrageous action flicks and time as Walker Texas Ranger, he has built a reputation for being unstoppable and superhuman. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count off our Top 10 favorite and funniest Chuck Norris Moments.

List Entries and Rank:

#10. “Forrest Warrior” Shapeshifter
#9. 199WWF Survivors Series Protecting The Undertaker
#8. “Lone Wolf McQuade” Uzi
#7. “HuckenChuck” Presidential Campaign Chuck Facts
#6. “Dodgeball A True Underdog Story” Thumbs Up
#5. “Delta Force The Columbian Connection” Skydiving
#4. “Good Guys Wear Black” Windshield Kick
#3. ??

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100+ comentarios:

Ciderly:

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories

yeah no:

Did you know Chuck Norris has a role in Starwars? He's the force.

Just Some Geeky Guy:

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.

Because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.

Hassan Javed:

Time and Chuck Norris had a race

Time is still running

BadenCurns:

When Chuck Norris walks in front of a mirror it breaks because even a mirror isn't dumb enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

Raffy Sungarngar:

The Infinity Stones were Chuck's chewing gums

Javier Vargas:

Science donated its body to Chuck Norris.

Zero_fux_ Given:

Chuck norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make some of the best lemonade you ever tasted.

Ron Goffer:

Chuck Norris killed 5000 people in 2 bullets
The first one was a warning

Joe:

When I was swimming in the ocean, I was scared because I thought I saw Chuck Norris in the water, but luckily, it was just a shark.

Jammy Peace:

This comment section is pure gold 🤣

Megalodon64:

When people need help, they call 9-11. When 9-11 needs help they call Chuck Norris.

Morticia Addams:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

SheldonAdama17:

When Chuck Norris caught the Coronavirus, the virus had to self-quarantine for 14 days.

Azhar:

When chuck norris was born he named his parents

Meo Be:

Vegeta looked at the power of Chuck Norris 10 years ago

It's still loading

EyEPATCH:

Tom ( Tom& Jerry ) once trained with Chuck Norris
- *Now he is called Beerus*

Toothless:

When Chuck Norris joins a competition, everyone fights for the second place!

YukitoOnline:

Chuck Norris had a race with The Flash. The loser had to wear a red costume for the rest of their life.

prum chhangsreng:

When chuck norris stepped on lego, the lego scream.

Nastasio:

Chuck Norris' car does not use fuel, it drives out of respect...

nikos23a:

When Chuck Norris Fall to the ground
The stars make a wish

Joseph Christian Balanon:

When Chuck left their house, he told his father “You are now the man of the house”

Abigail Sockeye:

Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris

Daniel Cannon:

Chuck Norris stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, put it on and killed half the universe.
Then he snapped his fingers.

Mir:

Chuck Norris commited a crime, the Judge was arrested.

B A:

Chuck Norris : Bring me thanos!!
Thanos: *leaves earth and infinity stones

Alex Korova:

Chuck Norris is so tough that when he crosses the street, _cars_ look both way for _him._

matzpimp:

Chuck Norris went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac and got it

Shokhee Gupta:

When there's a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.

Aldo Fitla:

you know how Chuck Norris calls Tour de France?

The Great Warm-up.

BatEdits 98:

When Facebook was invented mark Zuckerberg already had a friend request from chuck Norris

Leo:

Chuck Norris once played soccer.

He won the game.

Then the match started.

Salil saxena:

THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD BEAT SHAGGY WITH 1% OF HIS POWER

NIVETHAN S:

Chuck Norris once lost a nail in a fight now captain America using it as a shield.

Gotham Bat:

When Chuck was born, the doctor told his mother: “congratulations, it’s a man”

Whitney G.:

He is so attractive. Everything about him. I love how manly and rugged he is.

RAHUL:

when chuck norris enter the room, the room leaves

chen wu:

When Chuck Norris goes to your place, you're guest from then.

SF01Pro:

I once made an rpg character of Chuck Norris. Once I was done making him, I was awarded the platinum trophy...

samuel ganslandt:

Chuck Norris once got hit by a ship

Now it´s called Titanic

Arbanius Fanta:

I met Chuck Norris a few days ago.He punched me in the face and spared me.

There's only some of us who get touched by perfection.

ゆうや:

Chuck Norris has a pet gold fish name Megalodon xD

bodie of ci5:

When Alexander Graham Bell in invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a staring competition with his eyes closed.

Lemmy Payet:

When chuck Norris browses the internet, the cookies accept him

Max Tari:

If all these comments are honest about Chuck's abilities, he would be able to find me before I finish typing this comme

deadman walking:

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Lalo Salamanca:

Best comment section ever 😂😂😂😂

Meo Be:

He doesn't deserve a top 10
He deserves all of them.

Fire Dice:

Chuck Norris once met Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson retired.

Justtom417:

Chuck Norris was run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎

Thandokuhle Zondo:

When Chuck Norris takes a test, the test fails...

Anishd22:

The producers dont even ask him to be in the movies, he just turns up and starts acting

BatEdits 98:

When Facebook was invented mark Zuckerberg already had a friend request from chuck Norris

citi360:

Michael Jordan retired for two years, because he thought Chuck Norris was coming to the league.

Mohamed Yassine:

Freddy vs Jason was supposed to be Freddy vs Jason vs Norris ,but the producers didn't want a 5 minute movie.

MultiBeast301:

When Alexander bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chick Norris.

ScenSi:

Someone asked chuck norris how many push ups he can make. He andwered "all of them".

Leonid:

Why does Chuck Norris sleeps with ligthts on?

Darkness is afraid of him

Guided Soul:

Chuck Norris never die, he's going to afterlife vacation

Tylerr Christiannn:

This Is The Guy That Actually Freed His Step Sister When She Was Stuck. 🤣

Joe:

Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns because everything Chuck Norris does is right.

Matthew Lo:

Chuck Norris is overrated!

*knock knock*

Hold on y’all... I gotta see who it is. Brb.

TFE niname:

Chuck Norris lost his head in a fight with a little girl named Jesse-Jane McParland; now he is the head of all zombies.

Aldo Fitla:

when he 's tired , the Red Bull drinks Chuck Norris Energy Drink.

chaosbolt66:

The dinosaurs pissed Chuck Norris off... Just once.

Bro Brah:

Chuck Norris loaded 1 bullet into his uzi and shot 300 people, 5 times each.

Anime Club:

When mark Zuckerberg created Facebook he finds out that chuck Norris is already following him

Johnny Viva:

Legend has it, chuck norris ate the forbidden fruit, and stayed in Eden ever after

Just my opinion Sir:

I heard Chuck Norris fell into a snake bed and got bit by 10 rattlesnakes and a after hour later all 10 snakes died :(

Paper PTJ:

When Chuck Norris was in High School, He was assigned by his teacher an essay about “what is courage?” Fortunately for him, he got an A+ for just writing his name on the top of the Paper.

Joe:

If Chuck Norris was a woman, he would still be the man.

TFE niname:

There are reactions claiming that Chuck Norris can swimming through land, but the truth is that he is digging a tunnel to escape the little girl Jesse-Jane McParland and save his life; he knows that the little girl can kill him in a split second if she finds him ..

Dr. Gaster:

When chuck Norris ran away for a jog he came back at the house after 2 seconds and he went all over the earth

Ed:

Chuck Norris killed Covid19 with his cough

Metal:

Literally every moment of his life.

Nathan Solis:

chuck norris once played chess

he checkmated his opponent in his first move

Charles grey Caasi:

chuck norris has been exposed to corona virus (covid -19 ). The virus is now quarantined for 14 days.

Anime Club:

When the day of delivery chuck Norris helped the doctor

mortensen1961:

One time Jean-Claude Van Damme did the splits straddled between two moving big rigs. Chuck Norris did it first, but between two space shuttles.

Colton Bocock:

When Chuck Norris gets to heaven, god will be asking him questions.

Connor Green:

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

Ryan Ritter:

Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945, The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945...

Jerry Courtney:

*_Top 10 Anime Boss Fights_*

Sea Bass:

Chuck Norris is so powerful that he can destroy the ring in LOTR with his hand

GT 43:

When Chuck Norris was a teenager and moved out, he told his dad "you're the man of the house now"

GUNNERY SGT HARTMAN:

Watchmojo didnt make a Chuck Norris video
They just made an action film

Lit Dino:

I used to love watching him with my dad at a young age! (But I'm not an adult)

Romi nooz:

When chuck Norris crosses road
Cars look both ways

AllHailElRaton:

In US, chuck breaks you

In Soviet Union, Chuck still breaks you

Harlan Valdes:

Chuck Norris can see John Cena and he can touch MC Hammer

Arrow:

This was the man who trained Jocko wilink

n k:

Happy Birthday Chuck. You hero, you legend, you icon! 3 10 -Time waits for no man... except Chuck Norris! There is an app for Chuck Norris jokes

Amir Glover:

R.I.P Chuck Norris 3/10/1940 - 2/10/2021 One of the best mixed martial artists, one month shy of your birthday :(

Stoned Chuck Norris:

i'd come up with something clever to say but i don't have to

Hage Nikung:

When Chuck Norris was leaving for college he told his father you're the man of the house now.

The Viper Randy Orton:

I fuckin LOVE that man!

TFE niname:

Poor Chuck Norris, he have only 10 top moments
The little Jesse-Jane McParland has over 399 top moments when she won her Xhampion titles includ the 49 as World Champion in a lots of Martial Arts sStyles, and she was just age 11.
Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland

Adventures & Survival in Thailand:

Love it!

Harlan Valdes:

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris